Tongue First Merch Preview

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Welcome to the very first sneak peek at the future of Tongue First merch.

These designs are currently concepts and mockups — not official products yet. Over the next month, we’re going to be watching reactions, clicks, comments, shares, and overall community interest to help us decide which pieces become our first real merch drop.

Some items may evolve.
Some may disappear.
Some may launch sooner than others.

But every piece here was designed with the same goal:
creating merch that feels like an extension of the community we’re building together — queer, cozy, emotionally honest, a little chaotic, and deeply human.

If all goes according to plan, pre-orders for our first merch launch will begin in late June.

Until then:
browse around, fall in love with your favorites, and let us know what you want to see become real first. 💜

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"Put Your Whole Mouth on It" Mug

A little loud. A little chaotic. Surprisingly comforting.

This oversized café-style mug features our signature “Put Your Whole Mouth On It” phrase in bold graffiti-inspired script typography — blending playful energy with the messy warmth of late-night conversations and coffee-fueled oversharing.

Designed to feel like something you’d find sitting in the back corner of a queer café where the conversations accidentally become life-changing.

Back reads:
Tongue First with Siren and Wendy

Perfect for:
coffee, tea, emotional processing, and listening to the podcast while avoiding your responsibilities.

$29.99
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Emotional Support Bottom Tote Bag

For emotional support purposes only, obviously.

This heavyweight canvas tote combines dry queer humor with cozy indie café aesthetics — the kind of bag you throw over your shoulder before wandering through bookstores, farmer’s markets, tattoo appointments, or emotionally devastating brunch conversations.

Available in multiple color/font variations, featuring custom line-art illustration details and design elements inspired by the Tongue First universe.

$14.99
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Tongue First Carabiner

Simple. Clean. Clippy.

This matte black metal carabiner features a minimal engraved “Tongue First” design made for keys, bags, water bottles, or clipping onto things while looking emotionally mysterious in public.

Designed to feel rugged, minimal, and effortlessly wearable — like a tiny piece of the community you carry around with you.

Details

  • Matte black finish

  • Laser engraved branding

  • Lightweight metal construction

  • Minimalist everyday carry design

A Surprisingly Perfect Accessory For

Pride festivals, concerts, coffee shop hopping, camping, conventions, and pretending you’re more organized than you actually are.

$5.99
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"Lick Responsibly" Snapback

Subtle enough for everyday wear.
Specific enough for the people who get it.

This structured black snapback features embroidered “Lick Responsibly” script in either cream or tonal black embroidery for a clean, understated streetwear look.

Minimal branding.
Maximum sapphic energy.

Designed to feel less like podcast merch and more like something you picked up at a tiny queer art show that changed your life a little bit.

Details

  • Slight curved brim

  • Structured crown

  • Adjustable snapback closure

  • Premium embroidery

  • Available in cream embroidery or tonal black embroidery

Pairs Well With

hoodies, bad decisions, iced coffee, and oversharing.

$19.99
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After Hours Candle Collection

Some conversations change your life.
Some happen after midnight.

Our candle collection was created to capture the feeling of warmth, intimacy, vulnerability, and queer comfort that lives at the heart of Tongue First.

Poured into smoky amber glass vessels with minimalist labels and cozy café-inspired aesthetics, these candles were designed to feel less like décor and more like atmosphere.

After Hours

Dark. Warm. Intimate.

Inspired by late-night conversations that somehow turn into emotional breakthroughs, After Hours blends rich café-inspired warmth with soft amber glow and cozy nighttime energy.

Notes Of

espresso, black tea, vanilla cream, amber, cedarwood, and sandalwood.

Light before:
emotionally oversharing.

Sapphic Sunrise

Soft light. Soft hearts. Coffee next.

Inspired by the quiet tenderness that exists after staying up way too late talking to someone who makes you feel safe.

Sapphic Sunrise is warm, comforting, and gently romantic — like sunlight through apartment curtains while coffee brews in the kitchen.

Notes Of

lavender, bergamot, black tea, vanilla cream, soft jasmine, cashmere musk, and cedar.

Light before slow mornings, healing, journaling, reading, cuddling, and pretending you’re “just friends.”

$19.99
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Tongue First Sticker Sheet

A curated collection of inside jokes, late-night energy, emotional support chaos, and tiny pieces of the Tongue First universe.

This matte vinyl sticker sheet combines tattoo flash inspiration, handwritten typography, cozy café aesthetics, and queer internet culture into one gloriously unhinged little collection.

Features

  • Lick Responsibly

  • Parasocial Panic

  • Emotional Support Bottom

  • Deep Talks & Found Family

  • Put Your Whole Mouth On It

  • Coffee. Chaos. Healing.

  • and more tiny emotionally questionable treasures

Perfect For

water bottles, laptops, journals, mirrors, instrument cases, emotional support clipboards, and absolutely covering your emotional support Stanley cup.

$4.99
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