Tongue First: After Hours
Want a little more chaos, connection, and queer conversation?
After Hours is our cozy little corner of the internet where the conversations go deeper, the behind-the-scenes moments get messier, and the community gets even more personal.
Join us for bonus content, early access, extended conversations, exclusive updates, and the kind of late-night energy that doesn’t always make it into the final edit.
Come get comfortable. We saved you a spot. 💜
About Tongue First
Tongue First is an unfiltered, queer podcast hosted by Aubrey “Siren” Jones and Wendy Reeves.
Each week, they — alongside special guests — dive into relationships, identity, intimacy, sapphic life, internet culture, and the messy realities of being human. Heartfelt, chaotic, and sometimes completely unhinged, Tongue First feels like the late-night conversation you never want to end.
Tongue First Merch Preview
Welcome to the first sneak peek at future Tongue First merch. These are early concepts and mockups — not official products just yet — and over the next month we’ll be using community feedback to help decide what launches first.
Every piece was designed to feel like an extension of the world we’re building together: queer, cozy, emotionally honest, slightly chaotic, and deeply human.
If all goes according to plan, merch pre-orders will begin in late June. Until then, explore the concepts, pick your favorites, and help us decide what becomes real first. 💜
Simple. Clean. Clippy.
This matte black metal carabiner features a minimal engraved “Tongue First” design made for keys, bags, water bottles, or clipping onto things while looking emotionally mysterious in public.
Designed to feel rugged, minimal, and effortlessly wearable — like a tiny piece of the community you carry around with you.
Details
Matte black finish
Laser engraved branding
Lightweight metal construction
Minimalist everyday carry design
A Surprisingly Perfect Accessory For
Pride festivals, concerts, coffee shop hopping, camping, conventions, and pretending you’re more organized than you actually are.
For emotional support purposes only, obviously.
This heavyweight canvas tote combines dry queer humor with cozy indie café aesthetics — the kind of bag you throw over your shoulder before wandering through bookstores, farmer’s markets, tattoo appointments, or emotionally devastating brunch conversations.
Available in multiple color/font variations, featuring custom line-art illustration details and design elements inspired by the Tongue First universe.
Subtle enough for everyday wear.
Specific enough for the people who get it.
This structured black snapback features embroidered “Lick Responsibly” script in either cream or tonal black embroidery for a clean, understated streetwear look.
Minimal branding.
Maximum sapphic energy.
Designed to feel less like podcast merch and more like something you picked up at a tiny queer art show that changed your life a little bit.
Details
Slight curved brim
Structured crown
Adjustable snapback closure
Premium embroidery
Available in cream embroidery or tonal black embroidery
Pairs Well With
hoodies, bad decisions, iced coffee, and oversharing.